Ice Cream

I sat there, staring at the frozen yogurt in front of me, wondering why I even bought the damn thing; I mean, I don’t even like frozen yogurt. Now I have to ask myself, do I really eat this ice cream wannabe of a treat or do I just throw it away? Who the hell ever thought freezing yogurt would ever be an acceptable substitute for the true delicacy of ice cream. Some evil genius freezes yogurt and then boldly claims “I have a healthy alternative to ice cream!” and I’m supposed to be impressed; but still, I bought the damn thing, for some strange reason.