Aug 2 2019
Swimming Lessons
I’m sitting here poolside watching my two beautiful children with their swim teacher. Swim lessons are mandatory for my children, I don’t want them growing up like me, an adult who doesn’t know how to swim. Of course, my children don’t know that I don’t know how to swim, it is even a secret that I somehow managed to keep from my wife even after all of these years together.
Aug 26 2019
Smelly Cat
I’m sitting here staring at the TV binge-watching Friends, laughing hysterically at Phoebe singing her staple song, Smelly Cat. “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault”, I laugh until my cat, who is sitting on my lap, lets out the most foul-smelling fart and realize, that song is about my cat. How dare she insult my cat!
By James Weber • Short Stories 0 • Tags: Buffay, Cat, Friends, Mad Maxx Productions, Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay, Smelly, Smelly Cat